Where to begin...I was born in 1988, 4 years after the first franchise hit stores. Unfortunately for the rest of you guys, I hadn't gotten any interest whatsoever in the franchise itself, being busy with other playthings.
When I get my lifestory sorted out, I'll update this bio of mine.
MY THOUGHTS ON REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Apparently the film was intended to be a porno. Why else would you see certain dogs humping, a certain robot humping a certain human's leg, and a certain jerkwad right underneath a certain robot's sack?
And there's the film duration...NEARLY OVER TWO HOURS. My bladder was tortured during Jetfire's speech...but I didn't want to miss anything. And there were so many questions left hanging...like what should have Prime done to Jetfire's corpse rather than just LEAVE it there, why did Mudflap and Skids become negative stereotypes, and what's with Alice?
December 26, 2007 - May 23, 2009: Prowl, you will be in our hearts and Sparks for the rest of earth's time. We will miss you.