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Hello, everyone, I'm Crosshairs-1. I'm new to this whole business.

Well... What do you really expect me to say? I am a transfomers expert? Because really, my only true expertise is with the 2007 movie. But heck, that would make me an expert on a major part of the Transformers franchise.

THAT MOVIE ROCKS!!!!

That's my opinion.

I HATE THAT MOVIE, AND ALL THE CHARACTERS IN IT, AND THE PLOT, AND THE CUBE, AND, AND...

I HATE YOU!

That's Bonecrusher's opinion. I never should have let him get on here...

I AM MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!

Megatron, shut up. It's you, me, and Bonecrusher on here, and the two of us do not appreciate your idiocy. As a matter of fact, Bonecrusher, well he...

NO, IT'S JUST ME!!!!!!

In case you're wondering what Megatron's problem is, ever since since he got slammed by the Cube, he can only talk in lines from the Transformers movie.

GIVE ME THE CUBE, BOY, AND YOU MAY LIVE TO BE MY PET!!!!!!!!!

See what I mean?

HUMANS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut your trap, Megatron.

Crosshairs-1 went offline after a plasma blast wrecked his house. He was carried out on a stretcher, yelling, "I'm gonna kill Megatron!!!!!!!!!" For some reason, a Buffalo Anti-Mine truck was seen leaving his house, along with an alien jet.

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