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[[Category: Movie characters]]
 
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Revision as of 16:26, April 5, 2007

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Bumblebee is an Autobot from the Movie continuity family.
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Bumblebee is based on G1 Bumblebee, and is likely a loveable little 'bot who gets along best with the humans and gets beat up by the Decepticons. He's also getting a $90 toy with voice activation features. Bumblebee hates your wallet.

Bumblebee turns into a Chevrolet Camaro.

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Fiction

IDW The Official Movie Prequel comics

A bunch of quirky misfits from Cybertron bands together and foils their evil manager's fiendish plot to move their team to Gobotron, then wins the intergalactic bobsledding tournament through the power of minor blasphemy and sports-movie convention. Then they all stand around and laugh, Ha ha ha!

Ghosts of Yesterday prequel novel

A struggling writer hesitantly takes a contract to pen a work of pulp fiction based on a popular toy line in order to buy next week's supply of Ramen Pride and grape jelly.

Transformers (2007 film)

Bumblebee comes to a small town where the kids aren't allowed to dance, and proceeds to tear things up with his absolutely horrible eighties rug-cutting. Meanwhile, his sidekick Hairmaster, who turns into a detachable mullet, uncovers a conspiracy to inject misinformation into the Transformers wiki.

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Guest-starred as Jazz' long-lost half-brother with dual personalities of a mentally handicapped saxophone virtuoso and a sterotypical gangster who came to the Banks household to pilfer their silverware, make Carlton cool, drag Hilary off to a life of debauchery, introduce Ashley to controlled substances, and get Will into general trouble. Hilarious hijinks ensued.

Toys

  • Bumblebee (Movie Deluxe, 2007)

Bumblebee's toy is made of lead alloy and is marked "Do Not Chew" in seven languages, not including English, Spanish, French, Korean, or Chinese, but including Thermian. He is equipped with a deployable multiproboscis which is Completely Not Intended To Rape Memories If Used According To Directions. Don't worry, it's self-guiding.

  • Cyber Stompin' Bumblebee (Movie Cyber Stompin' Robot, 2007)

He's twenty-seven feet tall and rampages for about 100 feet, squashing everything in his path, when wound with the included key. Parts may detach if excessive force is applied.

  • Ultimate Bumblebee (Ultimate, 2007)

Will own your wallet. He's bigger than big, stronger than strong, quicker than quick, taller than tall, and filled with assorted milk and dark chocolate creams.

  • Beatmix Bumblebee (20X6)

He says a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie, to the hip hip hop, and you dont stop to rock it, to the bang bang boogie, say "up, jump the boogie", to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Trivia

  • Most of this article is blatant lies, including this very statement. Don't think too hard about it.
  • We were always at war with Eurasia. Big Brother is watching you. Yes you, the guy in the back with red hair.
  • What you don't know keeps you safe, so therefore you will be perfectly fine if you start not-knowing right now.
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