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I have no clue why I find this entire article so hilarious. It is so funny that even things that should not be funny, such as the perfectly ordinary disambig2 at the top, are somehow funny. --Andrusi 02:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Its a nice page I don't see how it is so much funnier then the others. I also saw nothing special about the Disambig page is this an inside joke or something. Man being a newbie sucks eggs. --Bob 7 April 2007 (UTC)

It's not really, I think Andrusi just finds the overall tone hilarious. -Derik 04:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
The reference to buffaloes in the disambiguation page is what makes that funny. --SixtyBy3 14:27, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
I went ahead and added towards that tone. New link at the bottom. Sav 01:32, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
That link doesn't work. --KilMichaelMcC 02:19, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Changed.--Sav 03:21, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Automorph

Looking over the article I noticed the comment about Bonecrusher not having an automorph feature. At first I agreed, but having gotten it and playing with it for a while, I realized the gear-activated blades on the scoop are meant to be the automorph, however pitiful. I checked the packaging again and sure enough, it had "Automorph Technology" emblazened across the front. I'd rather not change this right away, since calling it "Automorph" is highly charitable. Does anyone want to change it, or should a side note be added instead? King Starscream 17:51, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

I got it.--MCRG 03:58, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Voyager Class?

What ever happened to the HobbyLinkJapan "confirmed" voyager class Bonecrusher? Was that proven unfounded or what?

It seems strange we didn't see anything about it at Botcon, so I'm guessing HLJ jumped the gun on something.--MCRG 05:04, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
Yeah from what I heard at Botcon Hasbro seemed to be saying that they were considering it, but hadn't decided yet. There was an important product meating coming up in future weeks and it would be decided then IIRC.--ZacWilliam 14:44, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Hasbro should have made it. Bonecrusher hates being smaller than Arcee.--Dynamus Prime 21:19, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

English

Is it just me, or in the fight with Prime, the last thing Bonecrusher shouts is an english "I hate you!" at Prime? --Terrocon Blot 12:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

It's not just you. I heard "I hate you!" "Move!" (to the bus) and "Take that, Autobot!" (on the windsheild). Mr. Q 16:19, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

well he definently, screems "I hate you" to Prime, right before being stabed, while he was being stabed he says somthing that sounds like blonga, though he might have been saying, "I long to..." (destroy/kill you) i heard nothing else in english though. Editoroflife 01:37, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

I heard bonecrusher say, "Stay back!"(right before prime transformers), "You'll fall!"(as he rams into prime), "Take that, prime!" or "Stay back, prime!"(Just before prime rams into him and knocks bonecrusher's eye out of his socket), and "Ooh, I hate you ya-ow!(you)"(Right before prime cuts off his arm). Then he made a few weird garbling noises before optimus killed him. Did bonecrusher speak? Frankly, I think he spoke 4 times throughout the film (not counting "Bonecrusher rolling.")-St.Hound

I heard Bonecrusher say "Bloody Hell", before losing his life, "MOVE!", before breaking through the bus, "CHI, HA", while transforming, "Oww", while dying, "Back, Prime!", while sucker-punching him, and "Ooooh!", while losing an eye. He should really get a longer movie role. By the way, he does, and kills retarded Arcee. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King Bonecrusher

I heard him say, "Let me gooo!" when Optimus cut his arm off.---TheShadowKnight

I refer you to the second "English" section further down the page. Xeno the Hedgehog 22:41, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hate Jokes

So, does everybody think there were too many earlier, or not? --Chiasaur11

Abit too many. Less is more. --FFN 22:20, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
Whatever happened to the line in the opening paragraph about him hating appropiate Aviril Lavin (however the hell you spell her name) songs? I thought that was pretty damn funny. But that's just me.--AWT88 03:49, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Evidently it has been toned down. --FFN 11:53, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
I take responsibility for that. He got a really good profile in the UK Titan magazine, so I finally made the top section more than just about how he hates everything. - McFeely, at work

Why are there hate jokes?4DJONG 22:12, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Bonecrusher hates it when people question his reasons for hatred.--KaotikusNemesis 22:24, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Potential Funny

If there's ever room for a/another mildly lengthy funny on this page, I hereby suggest this Ellison quote:

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of million miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this microinstant. For you. Hate. Hate. Hate." —Harlan "Bonecrusher" Ellison

JW 21:14, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Bus pursuit pic.

Okay, at present we have three different crops of the exact same frame of Bonecrusher chasing that bus. A little excessive?--RosicrucianTalk 16:30, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I really think the multi-image shot could do with removing, since it is waaaay too long. As for the bus images, I think the new one gives a better view of Bonecrusher. -- SFH 16:32, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
Fine, I'm removing it. Happy? --FFN 02:23, 20 November 2007 (UTC)


There's something else that bothers me. Unlike all the other characters in the movie (Devastator not included) he has no "pose" picture, like Bumblebee's one at the top of the page. Why is this?

Crosshairs-1

Because there's none to PUT there. For whatever reason, "pose" renders of Brawl and Bonecrusher just didn't make it out. --M Sipher 18:53, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Those bastards at Tformers uploaded some press kit images of the movie CG models, but only tiny thumbnails. --FFN 22:20, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
And Bonecrusher hates them for that.--Dynamus Prime 21:16, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Bonecrusher's Hate Blog?

How come you won't let me mention that? What about Ask Vector Prime? Mr. Q 16:22, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

If I'm not mistaken, "Ask Vector Prime" appeared on Hasbro's own website, and is therefore canon. Bonecrusher's Blog was apparently created by a fan, and is therefore not canon.
If you can find proof that Bonecrusher's Blog was in fact authorized by Hasbro, then you can add it back in. JW 16:31, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Slag. I'm sure it's not cannon canon.Mr. Q 16:36, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Of course, if Bonecrusher's Blog gets hugely popular, and becomes something known throughout all Transformers fandom, to the point where there are sly references to it in official material, then we may give it a page, similar to JaAm. I don't think that's terribly likely, though. JW 16:43, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Ah, you never know. Mr. Q 16:44, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

-Hey Ya'll, Master Fwiffo here. I (ahem) edit for Bonecrusher, and I'm sorry to say that his blog is not authorized by Hasbro, Takara, Paramount, or anything else except Bonecrusher's ego. And he Hates that. If you want to mention it as a fan work, feel free, though I'm sure Bonecrusher will take objection to being called a 'fan' of anything. -Fwiff

-Hi, King Bonecrusher in the house! I have an edit to add. Bonecrusher and us all really hate it when people change heights and even delete entire sections out of the blog, but I heard some lunatic is going to erase the entire blog because he's so mad about it. So keep it cool guys. King Bonecrusher out.


About cats: The note saying he hates cats was not given in any official material or, in fact, any material whatsoever. The hate blog is where he mentions that he hates cats less than dogs, but unofficial sources are better than no sources. The Big Q 12:24, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

No, they're not. (Unless one of the movie scriptwriters or someone is writing said blog, in which case it's STILL "vok are actually future humans" deutero-canon.) -hx 13:03, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
I don't know who is really doing the blog. Maybe Bc's story about robots making a deal with Hasbro is true.






I'm kidding. The Big Q 13:33, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
And the Vok are future Swarm. The Big Q 13:12, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

-King Bonecrusher here. Bonecrusher really hates Arcee, because in Revenge of the Fallen, Arcee says she'll protect Sam Witwicky, when not 2 seconds later, Bonecrusher comes in from around the corner cannons blazin' and POW!!!!!!!!!!!! All three Arcees turn into scrap metal. So now we've got a new hero. Go Bonecrusher!:) : :) :)!!!!!!! It's perfect REVENGE for the 1st movie.-King Bonecrusher

English

Is it just me, or did he say "Aha, oh yeah!" just before he got decapitated? I didn't hear him say any of the other stuff. Thyunda 14:14, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

I think he said "bloody hell!" And Bonecrusher HATES masochists.--Dynamus Prime 21:17, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

no way he said i hate you

I think i heard him say "I see, Prime!" right after he transformed --bumblebee prime 19:10, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually he said "Optimus!" when he transformed, albeit one syllable at a time. Just prior to destroying the bus, I'm pretty sure I heard him say "Move!". When he sucker punches Prime, he says "Take that, Optimus!" before Prime gives him a knuckle sandwich. When Prime unsheaths his blade, Bonecrusher quite clearly screams "I hate you!" This is made more apparent in an exclusive promo video on the walmart website, which features certain bits from that scene without voice modification; in said video, Jim Wood can be heard shouting "I hate you! Optimus!" followed by "Oh NO!" just before Prime rams the blade into what's left of his face. Contrary to popular misconception, Bonecrusher NEVER says "Bloody Hell". Xeno the Hedgehog 19:35, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Beast Wars reference

Is it really necessary to include the Bonecrusher (BW) reference in the trivia section? The filmmakers probably didn't realize that it wasn't the first time the name had been assigned to a Buffalo until after the fact. Besides, you may recall that said coincidence has already been referenced here[1]. Xeno the Hedgehog 14:32, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

I think film staff wasn't aware, too. I think maybe this trivium should be rewrote in another way, with the word "coincidentally" or something like that. --TX55TALK 14:39, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

It's de-snarked!

I have finnaly de-snarked the whole page (except text underneath pictures and important info), but I've got the most unnecesary sarcasm and jokes out of the page where needed.Shockwave 56 18:31, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Could somebody add the storylink (about TF 2007) again? I deleted it when deleting a wrong tag. Thanks!Shockwave 56 18:26, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Nonsensical.

I don't get the last entry under his trivia section. "When Bonecrusher gets close to Optimus he says 'behind you,' however no line is listen in that part. That's nonsensical. 'No line is listed in that part'? Listed where? In the script?

"Bonecrusher seems to be saying 'I hate you!' SEEMS to be saying it? Either he's saying it or he isn't. What, is he moving his lips but not speaking the words?

"During the transforming, he says "Op! Ti! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" During the transforming? What does that even mean? And is it really trivia to just transcribe what anybody can hear by watching the movie?

Okay, first of all, sign your damn posts. Secondly, apparently you weren't here when the film was new. Because Bonecrusher's lines were so garbled in the film, entire forum threads were created for the discussion of just what he was saying. The lines discussed in the trivia section are the current consensus after repeated viewings by several people, as well as the brief release of a clip of Bonecrusher's scene without the vocorder effect that distorted his voice. Now if you have a problem with the sentences' grammar, that can be fixed, but there's no reason to perform an acrobatic pirouette off the handle just because you don't understand something. Xeno the Hedgehog (talk) 17:37, October 11, 2013 (UTC)

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