A Bridge Too Close, Part I

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The Decepticons kidnap Bulkhead to aid in Megatron's ultimate plan to take over Cybertron.

Summary

Now serving under Megatron, the Constructicons have completed construction of the villain’s space bridge, and are rewarded for their efforts by being officially branded as Decepticons, with a color-change for their armor thrown into the bargain. At Megatron’s instruction, Professor Sumdac fires up the bridge, but when it fails to activate due to the professor’s simple lack of understanding of the technology, Megatron realizes that he will require additional help...

On Earth’s moon, Starscream gloats over five new clones of himself that he is in the processing of putting the finishing touches to. The final clone is completed and, like its fellows, brought online with a tiny chip of the AllSpark that gives Starscream life. Immediately, however, Starscream has to wrestle with the various wacky personalities the clones have wound up with, each one an exaggerated aspect of his own: a coward, a sycophant, an egomaniac, a pathological liar... and a short-tempered female who declares that they’d “rather not know” what aspect of Starscream’s personality gave birth to her.

Megatron contacts Shockwave on Cybertron in order to have him track down the top space bridge engineer on the planet. Shockwave is surprised to report that the engineer in question is on Earth—it’s Bulkhead! Megatron decides to capture Bulkhead personally, and instructs Lugnut and Blitzwing to pick up an item from Sumdac Tower to help in “convincing” the Autobot to help them. When Lugnut points out that Sumdac cannot be trusted in the base alone, Megatron decides to take him with him. As all this scheming goes on, however, someone else is listening in—the mysterious “Blue Racer” that Bumblebee recently encountered.

At the Autobot base, Bulkhead is working on his latest painting, an abstract rendition of Sari. Unfortunately, backseat artistry from the other Autobots winds up ruining the painting, and Bulkhead goes for a walk with Sari to vent a little. Bumblebee follows to apologize, but just as he catches up to them, Megatron appears in the sky overhead and opens fire. Using Sumdac as a human shield to stop the Autobots from firing back, Megatron continues to rain destruction down on the Autobots as Bumblebee and Sari argue over whether or not Sumdac has been working with Megatron. Suddenly, the Blue Racer speeds onto the scene, and Bumblebee, believing the enigmatic speedster to be working with Megatron, chases him off through the city and manages to run him off the road. When he attempts to report his success to Bulkhead, though, there’s no response—because Megatron has captured Bulkhead and is airlifting him away. Bumblebee’s failure is compounded by the next turn of events: the Blue Racer reveals himself to be Blurr, a fast-talking member of the Cybertron Elite Guard who has been covertly monitoring Megatron’s activities.

Back at the Decepticon headquarters, Bulkhead refuses to help Megatron, and the villain unveils the fruit of Blitzwing and Lugnut’s labor—a Headmaster unit! Faced with the threat of once again having his body taken over and being used to destroy his fellow Autobots, and failing to elicit any help from Scrapper or Mixmaster, Bulkhead relents and agrees to work on the space bridge.

At the Autobots’ base, Blurr relates his mission to Optimus Prime and company and brings them up to speed, quite literally. While Prime leads the rest of the team to the Decepticon base, the location of which is provided by Blurr, Ratchet and Sari head for the Autobot ship to try to get it online one last time. Just like last time, their efforts lead to nothing, forcing Ratchet to attempt one last drastic approach: using the AllSpark fragments the Autobots have gathered to jump-start the ship’s systems.

Prime’s team is led into the Decepticons’ coal mine base by Blurr, where they are immediately attacked by Lugnut and Blitzwing. The fight is a brief one, as Blurr uses his super-speed to bind the odd couple with stasis cuffs. Meanwhile, as the space bridge nears completion, Bulkhead insists on modifying many aspects of Sumdac’s design, and winds up in an argument with the human, which Sumdac interprets as Bulkhead trying to deliberately sabotage the bridge. When the bridge is activated, however, it functions perfectly—Bulkhead knew fully well that Sumdac’s design was wrong, and corrected it! As the bridge flares into life, Prime’s team bursts into the main chamber, but they are instantly immobilized by cement booties, courtesy of Mixmaster. With the Autobots out of the picture, it seems there is nothing to stop Megatron now... until the roof of the cavern explodes, and Starscream and his clone army make their grand entrance!

To be continued…

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Featured characters

(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)

Autobots	Decepticons	Humans
Bulkhead (14) Bumblebee (15) Blurr (16) Optimus Prime (17) Ratchet (18) Prowl (19)	Megatron (1) Lugnut (2) Blitzwing (3) Scrapper (4) Mixmaster (5) Starscream (7) Starscream clones (8-12) Shockwave (13)	Isaac Sumdac (6) Sari Sumdac (15)

Other notes

Transformers references

• Blurr is just as much of a fast-talker as his G1 counterpart, and with the same voice actor to boot.
• The colour schemes of most of the clones reference G1 Seekers, namely Skywarp, Sunstorm, Thundercracker and Skyfire.

Real-world references

• The restoration of Omega Supreme's memory is very similar to the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey when Dave Bowman takes HAL-9000's higher functions offline (just in reverse).

Miscellaneous trivia

• It's pretty awesome that they gave pretty much all of the heavy exposition to the guy who talks really really really fast.

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