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 * ''The Toaster is a Transformer in the Movie continuity family.

The Toaster is a evil mischievous Transformer secretly living with three twenty-something humans in an apartment flat. He conceals himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (a toaster) usually located on the kitchen counter. He has revealed himself only to one of his roommates ("the Patsy") and he is now attempting to drive him mad.

The Toaster's robot mode is a bipedal robot ~1.5' tall with red glowing internal parts (possibly heating elements.) His most distinctive feature is an articulated 'tail' from which he rapidly spins his retractable power plug like a flail. He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20oz bottle.) However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise.

''"The Toaster" is the Patsy's term for this Transformer, since it is non-verbal it has no other name for itself. Though the Toaster's origins are not explicitly stated, he is almost certainly a Real Gear Robot of the type seen in the 2007 film.

Fiction
While the Patsy and his other roommates were out, the Toaster snuck into the fridge and stole the Patsy's last 20oz Mountain Dew. When he returned to find it missing, the Patsy logiced-aloud that the Toaster must have taken it to aggravate him in increasingly accusatory tones until his roommates intervened to calm him down- whereupon the Toaster Transformed behind their backs and performs a taunting 'touchdown dance,' rubbing himself obscenely against the cool and glistening surface of the Dew bottle while the Pasty shrieked in impotent rage.

''The Toaster's mannerisms are almost certainly a reference to the titular Gremlins from the 1984 Joe Dante film.

"The Patsy"
The Patsy knows his toaster is both alive... and evil. He's seen it, moving around, causing trouble when no one else is paying attention- but for some reason he always gets blamed for the Toaster's mischief!

The Pasty at least partially doubts his own sanity in the face of The Toaster's growing campaign of terror humiliation, and he has begun to construct elaborate logical proofs for the Toaster's existence.. that fail to convince his roommates, but leave the Toaster in stitches.

One of these days he's going to get that Toaster, yes he will! And then we'll see who the crazy one around here is! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha...

The couch guys
The Patsy's roommates think he's crazy for projecting all his insecurities and failings onto the toaster, he needs a girlfriend to project his failings and insecurities onto like a normal guy.

Oh God, is he yelling again? Yeah, okay, we'll do something about it... as soon as it's a commercial. Well, not if it's one of those delightful Mac/PC ads...