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 * ''Pointblank is an Autobot Targetmaster in the Generation 1 continuity family.

Pointblank would say that war is hell, if he wasn't a bot of very few words. Words make arguments, and arguments make wars, and he wants no more of those. That isn't to say he's a poor fighter. He just wants a quiet place to sit down with a good datatrack and a glass of frosty energon, without a Decepticon missile spoiling everything, and if he should find himself pounding the ever-loving lockwashers out of the shooter of that missile, it isn't because he bears grudges or even out of regret for the waste of a good drink. No, it's just on general principle. Every battle won brings him closer to retirement, which of course is never going to happen in a million years. No hard feelings, though.

Peacemaker keeps trying to cheer his Autobot partner up, which doesn't make sense, since he's not really upset. He just wants to retire to a cozy little polished-titanium cottage with Morphobotstwining up the walls, and maybe a cozy nuclear fire blazing on the lead-lined hearth. Just because he's pretty sure this won't happen, and he'll end up a flattened, burned casualty of a never-ending war doesn't mean he's depressed, does it?