User:DarkXSamus

DarkXSamus is an asshole on planet Earth from the live action movie continuity family.

Some unusual habits
DarkXSamus hereby escaped Wikitroid, the Metroid Wiki, after having a hereby bad time being harassed by dozens of local life forms who were plotting to aim his ascension out of bounds. In other words, to cut a long fib short, DarkXSamus, this user, originated from the planet SR388, and became infested with knowledge that Wikitroid held. Inevitably it corrupted a lot of Wikitroid and sought a new base to conquer. DarkXSamus became host to Teletraan 1, and therefore it remained.

Ascension to the books
Lol, at 0:06 Unicron was telling Primus to shut up? Anyhow, back to the badasses. The main fucking cunt reemerged and came upon Teletraan 1 in a counter-attack, which meant that YouTube, at the time, was relatively unprepared, and therefore corruption hastily spread like a menace from the black pits of hell. Unfortunately nobody had any method of countering this attack, and YouTube, as it had been countered, was in a period of relative stability before DarkXSamus morphed into the form of Korincus, an appropriate username for such a monstrosity.

Primal Scream
The corruption which DarkXSamus, as Korincus, bought into YouTube was tremendous. It shook the Internet to its core and even jarred the final remaining Decepticons, and therefore there seemed to be a never-ending torrent of possession involved. Unfortunately nobody had countered the intervention of Unicron at the last second, which seemed to counter-attack the attacker. DarkXSamus was forced to flee from the [[Uni