User:Turtle Soup

TRANSFORMERS RULES!!

"Possession" is my favorite Beast Wars episode, because it features Starscream.

Nightscream and Jetstorm are my favorite characters in Beast Machines.

Skids, Mudflap, and Jetfire are my favorite characters in Revenge of the Fallen.

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My Transformers Universe
My own idea of a series of Transformers fanfics. Though they'll all take place in a "shared" universe with characters from various continuities. This is my own personal canon, with the "gray areas" either fixed or altered.

Autobots

 * Team Prime:
 * Optimus Prime - Originally a working-class data archivist named Optronix (Orion Pax to his friends), he's the leader of the Autobots. He's the captain of a squadron of his most powerful Autobot warriors that crash-landed on Earth. He is both brave and compassionate (can also be seen as relatively naive and too idealistic), inspiring greatness in those who follow him. Optimus has a strong sense of justice and righteousness and has dedicated himself to the protection of all sentient life; he will battle his foes with unyielding resolve to uphold his belief. He's a combination of the G1, live-action movie, Animated, and Prime versions.
 * Overload - The Autobot Cybertronic armored assault vehicle. His desire to be the best battlefield tactician led to an obsessive interest in understanding how Decepticons think. His superiors decided this was unhealthy, so they reassigned him to the transport division. He transforms into a tractor trailer and attach himself to the rear of Optimus Prime's container; he can also transform into a carrier truck. He's a combination of his G1 and Armada counterparts and Optimus' trailer.
 * Roller - A wheeled drone module. A combination of the G1 and Dark of the Moon versions.
 * Combat Deck
 * Rodimus Minor/Hot Rod - Optimus' right-hand man and defacto commander of the team whenever Optimus is incapacitated or unavailable. He idolizes Optimus, who believes Hot Rod has the potential to become a great leader, whom he calls "Big Boss". Some refer to him as the "chosen one", who is expected to become the next Prime. He and Bumblebee have a brotherly relationship, ever since he saved Bumblebee's life. He transforms into a Chrysler ME Four-Twelve. He's a combination of the G1 and Animated Rodimus, with a bit of Animated and Armada Hot Shot and Prime Smokescreen.
 * Prowl - The Autobot police car, one of Optimus Prime's lieutenants and Sub-Commander. He was a member of Cybertron's security force before the war. He's also a keen Cyber-Ninja prowess with elements of Circuit-Su and Metallikato. He's a combination of the G1, live-action movie, Animated, and War for Cybertron versions.
 * Jazz - A Cool Bot and First Lieutenant. He's also training to be a Cyber-Ninja, with Prowl helping him with his progress. He's a combination of the G1, live-action movie, Animated, and War for Cybertron versions.
 * Bumblebee - The youngest recruit, a good-natured and the most energetic of the Autobots. Through the fates of war, he was assigned to Optimus Prime's crew. He looks up to both Optimus and Hot Rod, as a father and big brother figure respectively. He is also responsible for Spike finding out about the Autobots; which resulted in him needing protection. He is assigned to be Spike's partner. He transforms into a 1984 Volkswagen Beetle. He's a combination of the G1, live-action movie, Animated, and Prime versions and the Mini-Con named Sparkplug. His personality is more similar to his Animated version. Like his movie and Prime counterpart, his voice was damaged in the crash.
 * Arcee - A headstrong and feisty Autobot, and one of the last living female Transformers. She was part of an elite squad of warriors. She was once a teacher until she decided to sign up as an information courier at the start of the War, then a scout class. She is assigned to be the guardian of Spike's girlfriend Carly and while she was initially upset, she soon became close friends with her. Arcee has a rivalry with Slipstream. She transforms into a 2006 Buell Firebolt XB12R motorcycle like her Movie counterpart. She's a combination of the G1 and Animated versions, with her Prime counterpart's personality.
 * Ratchet - The Autobot Chief Medical Officer. He is now a reluctant fighter, and somewhat emotionally detached, preferring to repair his friends than tear his enemies to shreds. He's a combination of his G1 and Prime counterparts, with some of Armada Red Alert's personality.
 * Bulkhead - A former labor unit and was part of the Wreckers task force. He became the Autobot's resident space bridge technician. He's a combination of the Animated and Prime versions.
 * Cliffjumper - A mostly quiet Autobot who keeps to himself. He's a temperamental, untrusting jerk. He really hates Decepticons and any Autobot that might be a traitor. He resembles his Prime version, with the personality of his G1 counterpart, and he tends to be quiet like in Animated.
 * Wheeljack - The Autobot engineer. He's a combination of his G1 and Prime counterparts.
 * Roadburner (offline) - An Autobot warrior and Arcee's combat partner. Originally a Cybertronian sports car, he transforms into a silver Audi TT-like sports car. He's considered the fastest in vehicle form in Iacon. Soon after the Autobots revive on Earth, he was killed during a crossfire by Starscream. Arcee was forever emotionally upset.
 * Bluestreak - He used to be quite a talker, until but a million years of war can change a bot. He was once a merchant until his hometown was destroyed by a Decepticon attack. He then joins the Autobot army. Mostly the quiet one, his old talkative personally is starting to come out during the Autobots' stay on Earth encouraged by their human friends. He's a combination of his G1, Movie, and Prime counterparts.
 * Hound - An Autobot scout who loves the planet Earth. He is Trailbreaker's buddy. He's a combination of the G1 and Movie PSP versions.
 * Ironhide - An Autobot security guard and veteran. One of the oldest and toughest Autobots, and has been on Optimus Prime's team for a long, long time. He transforms into an off-road pickup truck. He's a combination of the G1, Movie, and the War for Cybertron versions.
 * Mirage - The Autobot Formula 1 race car.
 * Sideswipe - Twin brother of Sunstreaker.
 * Sunstreaker - Twin brother of Sideswipe. He expresses a dislike for humans, though the only ones he trusts are the Witwickys, Carly, Chip, Jesse, and Oh. He's just like his G1 counterpart, with a bit of Prime Ratchet's misanthropy.
 * Trailbreaker - The jokester of the team. He is Hound's buddy. He's a combination of the G1 and Movie PSP versions.
 * Brawn - The Autobot Mini Vehicle. He's a combination of the G1 and Animated versions.
 * Gears
 * Huffer - The Autobot Mini Vehicle semi-truck.
 * Windchanger
 * Hauler
 * Teletraan-1 - The supercomputer and automated defense system that runs the Autobots' spaceship/Earth base, the Ark. It was built by the High Council beneath Iacon during the Golden Age of Cybertron. Each Autobot is equipped with an onboard computer to speak directly to Teletraan-1. It's a combination of Teletraan I, Teletran-1 and Beast Wars Sentinel.
 * Autobot troops and personnels:
 * Autobot drones - A battalion of army drones that guard the Ark spaceship, combat against the Decepticons, and often join their superiors on missions.
 * Machine Gunners
 * Shotgunners
 * Rocketeers
 * Snipers
 * Aerialbots - Originally Decepticon-leaning neutrals, until they were betrayed and joined the Autobot army.
 * CQC Specialists
 * Cloakers
 * Brutes
 * Titans
 * Destroyers
 * Diagnostic Drones - Autonomous drones that assist the Autobots in technical tasks. Some assists Ratchet with medical treatments, and even Wheeljack with the Dinobots. One in particular has the most personality and displays a full range of emotions is Ratchet's right-hand man (like the one in Beast Machines), and another wears a nurse cap.
 * Auto-combatants - Drones used to practice fighting.
 * Dinobots - A unit of five Autobots with great physical power, but very limited intelligence. They were originally army drones randomly chosen and rebuilt by Wheeljack and Ratchet, given personalities and the ability to transform into robotic versions of dinosaurs, inspired by dinosaur fossils Ironhide discovered in the volcanic caves near the Ark. Upgraded with a series of memory components, they are significantly more intelligent than an average Autobot drone. They now reside in a secluded island Spike christened "Dinobot Island".
 * Grimlock - The leader (and self-proclaimed "king") of the Dinobots.
 * Slag - The bad boy of the team.
 * Sludge - The even-dumber one of the team.
 * Snarl - The quiet, unsociable loner. A former Brute drone.
 * Swoop - The friendliest of the team. A former Aerialbot drone.
 * Red Alert - The Autobot security chief "Fire Chief" fire truck. He's the G1 version, but transforms into a fire truck like the G1 and Energon Inferno.
 * Jetfire - Starscream's friend and fellow scientist. He briefly joined the Decepticons until he sees their evil ways and joined the Autobots.
 * Elita-1 - Originally named Ariel, she's a powerful warrior, but a shrewd soldier, and yet, an exceptional shooter. She was once part of Optimus Prime's Science Division. She's also a female counterpart to Optimus. The two have feelings for each other which they are aware of, but their relationship never became serious due to their dedication to defend Earth and Cybertron from the Decepticons. She transforms into a sports coupe, now a Honda S2000. Her appearance is a combination of her G1 and IDW movie comics counterparts. Her appearance and personality as Ariel is similar to the pre-Blackarachnia Animated version, only pink like her G1 counterpart.
 * Sights - The Autobot bird/camcorder/gun. A creation of Red Alert given to Jackpot as a partner. He was soon given to Spike, Carly, and Chip with the ability to help the Autobots during battle while staying off the battlefield through spying. He is also used as a Cybertronian translator. He has the same color scheme as Armada Laserbeak.
 * Sentinel Prime - The Supreme Commander of the Autobots and preceding leader to Optimus Prime. He is a member of the Dynasty of Primes. He was Optimus's mentor, who taught him every thing he knew. He's a combination of the G1 and live-action movie versions and shares some similar traits to the Animated Ultra Magnus.
 * Zeta Prime - A member of the Cybertron Elite Guard under the command of Sentinel Prime. Zeta has a history of rivalry with Optimus Prime, who attended the Autobot Academy with him. He was dismissed in favor of Optimus Prime to receive the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. He hated Optimus for it. He also has a bit of a superiority complex toward non-guardsmen Autobots, not to mention that he's intensely organic-phobic. He shares some similar traits to the Animated Sentinel Prime and Sentinel Major (Wings Universe), and the RID and Cybertron Ultra Magnus; and the same color schemes of both Animated version and Sentinel Zeta Prime from War for Cybertron.
 * Prime Nova - The second Matrix bearer and the predecessor to Sentinel Prime. He rose to the rank following the death of Guardian Prime, and proves to be corrupt. He's a very patriotic individual, believing that all Cybertronians are Gods. He's a combination of the IDW comics Nova Prime, IDW Zeta Prime, and the live-action Sentinel Prime.
 * Ultra Magnus - The Autobot car-carrier truck and City Commander. He's the younger brother of Optimus Prime. Originally named Magnum, he was rebuilt by Alpha Trion and renamed Ultra Magnus, simultaneously achieved a rank of "Magnus" (which he doesn't even want). He's a soldier at heart, he prefers taking orders rather than giving them. When Optimus and Megatron left for Earth, he reluctantly took the role of leadership. He's a combination of the G1 and War for Cybertron versions, and Magnum (Wings Universe).
 * Botanica - Originally named Binary, she's a beautiful Autobot plant lady. She is apparently in a relationship with one of Arcee's relatives. She resembles her Animated counterpart with her Beast Machines backstory and abilities.
 * First Aid - An Autobot nurse and head of the Autobot Medical Corps. She transforms into an "emergency" rescue SUV. She helped with the Seeker drones defection to the Autobot side as Aerialbot drones. She shares similar traits to the G1 male Autobot with the same name.
 * Skids - An Autobot pickup truck. The twin brother of Mudflap. He's a combination of his G1 and ROTF counterparts.
 * Mudflap - An Autobot ice cream truck. The twin brother of Skids.
 * The Seven Primes
 * Alpha Trion (aka the Old One) - Once named A3 in his youth, he is one of the oldest living Transformers. He is the godfather of Optimus, Elita-1, and Ultra Magnus. He's a sort of "Vice-Magnus" and a historian who preserves the Vector Sigma, which led to people calling him Sig-Omega. He's also the guardian of the legendary AllSpark. He's a combination of the G1, Energon, and Animated versions.

Decepticons

 * The Nemesis Crew:
 * Megatron - Former gladiator and ex-Lord High Protector, now commander and leader of the Decepticons. Optimus' twin brother of the Prime dynasty. His favorite insult for Optimus is "librarian". His appearance resembles that of his G1, Animated, and Fall of Cybertron counterparts. He's as evil as the live-action movie and Prime versions, and has a habit of saying "yesss..." a lot. He's also a "boogieman" to Autobot and Cybertronian protoforms.
 * Shockwave - A brilliant Decepticon scientist and Megatron's second-in-command. Shockwave is possibly even more powerful than Megatron, to whom he's extremely loyal. He lost his left hand (thanks to Roadburner) and replaced it with a laser cannon. He's backed up by an army of completely silent soldiers. He often transforms into a Mazdaspeed-modified RX-8 sports car. He's a combination of the G1, TransTech, Animated, live-action movie, and the Prime versions. He also has the same position as the Prime Soundwave.
 * Soundwave - The Decepticon Communications Officer. He's a Triple Changer, he transforms into a boombox, a Scion xB, and a satellite; on Cybertron he transforms into a lamp post and a Cybertronian armored car. He's a combination of the G1, Animated, live-action movie, and War for Cybertron versions. He resembles his G1 and War for Cybertron counterparts.
 * Frenzy - Decepticon Mini-Cassette. He resembles the War for Cybertron version with his G1 counterpart's personality and G1 Marvel Comic color scheme.
 * Ravage - Soundwave's pet, a Decepticon Mini-Cassette and panther. He speaks in a classy Russian accent. He's a combination of the G1 and Movie versions.
 * Rumble - A Decepticon Mini-Cassette. He resembles the War for Cybertron version with his G1 counterpart's personality and G1 Marvel Comic color scheme.
 * Soundbyte - A Decepticon mini-spy that transforms into a boombox and a cellphone.
 * Lazerbeak - The Decepticon cassette/condor. He's a combination of his G1, Animated, and Movie counterparts.
 * Buzzsaw - The Decepticon condor/cassette.
 * Starscream - A Cybertronian civilian scientist turned Decepticon warrior, now Air Commander. His appearance is that of G1, with his Prime personality.
 * Lugnut - The fanatically loyal servant of glorious Megatron. He's a combination of the Animated and G1 2010 versions.
 * Thundercracker - A Decepticon fighter jet. He suffers from low self-esteem and longs for approval from authority figures to validate his existence.
 * Skywarp - A Decepticon fighter jet and cousin to Starscream. He named himself "Bull's eye in the sky". He's a combination of the G1 and Armada versions.
 * Slipstream - A female Decepticon Seeker and Starscream's twin sister. She's smart, sexy, and dangerous. She doesn't like Starscream very much, insults him any chance she get. Of the several rebellious Decepticons under Megatron's command, she's one of the very few who can, on occasion, outguile him. Unlike her "dear brother", she knows better than to cross Megatron. A combination of the Animated female clone of Starscream and the War for Cybertron Slipstream, with similar traits of the Beast Wars Blackarachnia.
 * Reflectors
 * Spectro
 * Spyglass
 * Viewfinder
 * Knockout - The Decepticon muscle car and medic. He expresses a desire to become Starscream's second-in-command in the event of Megatron's demise.
 * Deceptitraan - A supercomputer that controls the systems of the Nemesis. Each Decepticon is equipped with an onboard computer to speak directly to Deceptitraan. It acts considerably affectionate toward Megatron, calling him cute nicknames and planning his meals. It's a combination of Deceptitran and the Predacon computer (with a female voice a la the Japanese dub).
 * Decepticon troops and personnel:
 * Decepticon drones - A battalion of army drones that guard the Nemesis spaceship, fight against the Autobots, and often join their superiors on missions.
 * Machine Gunners
 * Shotgunners
 * Rocketeers
 * Snipers
 * Seekers
 * CQC Specialists
 * Cloaker
 * Brutes
 * Titans
 * Destroyers
 * Eradicons - Decepticon drones that serve as foot soldiers. The most commonly-encountered, and seemingly numerous, branch of the Decepticons. They are divided into two classes: servants and warriors.
 * Seekers/Air Warriors - Decepticon Jet troopers.
 * Decepticlones - Non-sentient, automatous, expendable drones.
 * Light Units
 * Medium Units
 * Heavy Units
 * Command Units
 * Guerilla Units
 * Rollarm Units
 * Spider Tanks
 * Jet Lasers and Jet Snipers
 * Artillery Units
 * Sentry Drones
 * Turrets
 * Dropships
 * Decepticon medics - They provide repair services to those injured in battle.
 * Conehead, or "Squid-Head", Seekers:
 * Ramjet - The Decepticon modified F-22 jet and defacto leader. He's a compulsive liar. He has the hots for Slipstream (which Starscream doesn't like one bit).
 * Thrust- The Decepticon jet.
 * Dirge - The Decepticon modified F-15 jet.
 * Sunstorm - The irradiated Decepticon F-15 jet.
 * Blackarachnia - A technorganic Decepticon/Predacon torture expert, assassin, and alien collector. She left Cybertron during the war and went solo. She has quite a history with Arcee. She was once an Autobot and Arcee's very first partner Mercura (an original character). Arcee was forced to abandon her on a planet of giant spiders when she was believed to be dead. Blaming Arcee for her new mutation, she wants nothing more but to make her suffer. She desires to add Carly's head to her trophy collection, which is a perfect way to hurt Arcee before she snuffs out her spark. She's a combination of the Animated version and Airachnid. She shares the color scheme of her Beast Wars counterpart. Her Mercura persona is an original character.
 * Waspinator - A Predacon who was originally an Autobot named Wasp. He attended the same boot camp with Bumblebee. He's a follower of Blackarachnia (thought she may be controlling him...). His life as a Predacon is even harder than when he was an Autobot, as bad stuff always happens to him. He's a combination of his Beast Wars and Animated counterparts, and the Insecticon from the Prime episode "Crossfire".
 * Strika - A Decepticon and Megatron's personally chosen "General of Destruction". She is Lugnut's consort. After their first fight, Strika holds a grudge against Arcee and becomes obsessed with "breaking" her. Almost as fanatical as Lugnut, although she does (briefly) question Megatron when he denies her a rumble with Arcee at one point. She eventually becomes a minion of Unicron and renamed Nemesis Strika.
 * Barricade - The Decepticon police car and a speed demon. Originally known as "Runner". He's a combination of the live-action movie and War for Cybertron versions.
 * Megatronus Prime - Known only as "The Fallen", he's the true emperor of the Decepticon Empire. Once one of the original Thirteen Transformers until he was corrupted by the god-like Unicron and betrayed them all, killing five of his brothers.

Humans

 * The Witwicky family:
 * William Irving "Sparkplug" Witwicky - The father and head of the household. A construction worker/mechanic extraordinaire, owner of Witwicky Auto Repairs. He has a strong dislike against the snooty elites of Central City. Formerly a Sergeant in the U.S. Marines. He has an old family saying, "No sacrifice, no victory". He was entirely unaware of the Autobot/Decepticon conflict on Earth, until the day the Decepticons abduct him and forced him to make fuel for them by converting gasoline. He's more understanding with his son's friendship with the Autobots. He develops a friendship himself with Ratchet and Wheeljack. His personality is like his G1 counterpart but resembles his Animated counterpart.
 * Judith "Judy" Witwicky - The mother, Sparkplug's wife, and head of the neighborhood watch. She was entirely unaware of the Autobot/Decepticon conflict on Earth, until the day her husband was taken by the Decepticons. Though initially worried for her son's safety, she accepts Spike's friendship with the Autobots. She shares similar traits to June Darby.
 * Butch Witwicky - The firstborn son of Sparkplug and Judy, and the older brother of Spike and Buster. He is away at college. From a young age, he wanted to be a soldier just like his dad. He decided to follow in his father's footsteps and joined the military. He was MIA by the time Spike first met the Autobots. He shares similar traits to the IDW Comics Spike Witwicky.
 * Samuel James "Spike" Witwicky - The second-born son of Sparkplug and Judy. He is frequently bullied in school. He is the Autobot's first human ally after finding Bumblebee stuck in car mode. He often helps out his dad in construction or auto repair at his service shop. Though he keeps it a secret for a long time, his family learns of the existence of the Autobots and Decepticons. He was happy of their understanding. He's a combination of Spike Witwicky, Samuel Witwicky, and Jack Darby.
 * Buster Witwicky - The third-born son of Sparkplug and Judy, and Spike's little brother. He wears a pink shirt. Unlike his dad and brothers, he doesn't understand cars or anything mechanical. He's mostly interested in books. He's also a big fan of Galactic Guardians. The only one in the family with blond hair. He eventually learns of the existence of the Autobot/Decepticon conflict and his brother Spike's friendship with the Autobots (which he describes as "awesome"). He shares similar traits to Cody Burns.
 * Mojo - The Witwicky family dog. Though he's considered to be Judy's dog. He likes to chew on Spike's car keys. Before the Witwicky became aware of the Autobot/Decepticon conflict, he'd constantly bark at the sight of any Transformer.
 * William "Chip" Chase - A paraplegic boy genius. He became Spike's best friend after he defended him from bullies. He soon becomes aware of the Autobots and Decepticons through him. He shares similar traits to Rafael Esquivel.
 * Carly Brooks-Spencer - A new student who moved from the Northeastern United States. She has an interest in cars, and has a gift for chemistry and electronics. She desires to go to MIT. She and her family are quite wealthy and respectable. Upon her first day Spike developed a crush on her, but never had the guts to talk to her until she noticed him with his cool-looking Volkswagen Beetle. Confused by the fact that she never saw Spike outside school, she herself becomes involved in the Autobot/Decepticon conflict. She's a combination of G1 and DOTM Carly, Mikaela Banes, and Sierra.
 * Jimmie "O" Oh - A chubby Asian boy and Buster's best friend. Jimmie resembles Fred from Armada.
 * Jessica "Jessie" Willms - A tomboy redhead girl who has a crush on Buster and always kisses him, which Buster hates. Though she hugs him which Buster loves. Jesse shares similar traits to Sari Sumdac and Miko Nakadai.
 * Mitchell Roland - The Witwicky's cranky neighbor.
 * Doris Roland - Mitchell's gossipy wife.
 * Trent DeMarco - A star quarterback at Benjamin Franklin Pierce High School, who frequently bullies and harasses Spike Witwicky. He has his eye on Carly, much to the annoyance of Spike. He once disparaged Spike's bug as a "piece of junk".
 * Gary Bennett Blackrock - The wealthiest and most influential citizen of Central City. He's the owner and CEO of Blackrock Industries, founded by his father Ross John Blackrock. He's the Tony Stark of my Transformers universe (minus a superhero identity).
 * Alan Todd - The Mayor of Central City. He's an old friend of Sparkplug. He's a combination of the mayor from the G1 cartoon and Mayor Todd.
 * Ms. Adrias - The Mayor's aide and press secretary. She often handles things the mayor can't. Personality similar to Callie Briggs (SWAT Kats) and Sara Bellum (The PowerPuff Girls).

Quotes
Optronix: Listen to me very carefully, brother: killing Megazarak will not bring you peace. Megatron: Peace was never an option.

Megazarak: I don't want to hurt you, Megatron. I never did. I want to help you. This is our time. Our age. We are the future of the Cybertronian race. You and me, son. This world could be ours. Megatron: Everything you did make me stronger. It made me the weapon I am today. It's the truth. I've known it all along. You are my creator.

Megatron (moments before he kills Megazarak) I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But, unfortunately, you killed my mother.

Mercura: I've got a good feeling about this. Any cycle now, we're gonna be overflowing with rich, All Spark-infused, energon-y goodness! Arcee: Did you really just say 'energon-y goodness'?

Arcee: Need backup? Roadburner: Do I ever need backup?

Roadburner: Arcee! Pull back! —Roadburner's last words.

Arcee: I'll avenge you my friend. I swear it.

Arcee: THIS ONE'S FOR YOU ROADBURNER!

Jazz: But Zeta... Bumblebee: ...is a glitch-head. All due respect.

Zeta Prime: What kind of screwloose planet IS this?!

Sunstreaker: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race. Optimus Prime: Were we so different, Sunstreaker? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Sentinel Prime: Definitely appears to be a fragment of the AllSpark. Apparently, your story about dispersing it may not be so far-fetched after all. Zeta Prime: But sir, you can't honestly believe that. He's a lying, insubordinate crankshaft. Sentinel: He may be a little rough around the edges, but in the heat of battle, Optimus Prime exhibited the qualities of a true leader: strategic thinking, determination, and above all, loyalty. Something you could stand to learn a thing or two about, Zeta Prime.

Judy Witwicky: Samuel James Witwicky, you will not be traveling to another planet! Jesse: I'm in! Judy: You're not going either, Jesse!

Carly: Hey Spike! Spike: Carly! Carly: How come I never see you around? Spike: What are you talking about? We have chemistry together. I mean, class! Chemistry class. Carly: I mean, outside of school. I never see you in any parties. Or the mall. Spike: Well, mostly I'm here, fixing cars. And there's some other stuff... (a bell rings) Don't go anywhere. (heads outside) Hey, welcome to Witwicky Auto Repairs, what can I... (Arcee drives up, with a hologram of a biker woman in a pink suit) Arcee: Your shift is over, Spike. Let's go. Carly: Oh... that kind of stuff. (Carly walks off) Spike: Carly, wait! She's my cousin Sadie. Carly: (noticed "Sadie" is a blonde) Your cousin looks good in leather, on her bike... —Carly is unconvinced that the biker girl is really Spike's cousin.

Buster: (about Jesse, arm crossed and blushing) She's not my girlfriend! (Bumblebee beeps) Buster: What did he just say? Prowl: He said that denial isn't just the name of a river. Whatever that means.

Blackarachnia: It'll be a long time before I ever trust another Autobot. Especially you, Arcee.

Arcee: (to a mob of angry feminists) I'll show you all how pathetic and weak-looking I am!

Hot Rod: One thing I do know, Jazz - I'd rather face a horde of blood-thirsty Decepticons than one human fe... (Hot Rod gives Jazz his thoughts on the feminist mob, before he is cut off by horde of blood-thirsty Decepticons.)

Sideswipe: Come on, Sunstreaker. Calm it down. Sunstreaker: (corrupted by synthetic energon) Calm is the last thing we need! Calm is what lost us Cybertron!

Sunstreaker: Yet you seem to have no problem endangering ours! Just ask Roadburner! Oh, I forgot. He couldn't be here today! Arcee: That's it! It's on! (Bulkhead and Cliffjumper hold Arcee back) Sunstreaker: Y'know your problem, Optimus? For such a big, strong bot, you're soft. Ya didn't pound Megatron into scrap when you had the chance - many chances in fact! Overload: How dare you question Optimus Prime! What our master does or how he does it is his own business! Optimus Prime: Stand down Overload. I'm afraid that the synthetic energon has impaired his judgment.

Knockout: (about Sunstreaker) What a drama king! (the other Decepticons stare at him) Uh, relatively speaking, of course.

Zeta Prime: Yeesh, Optimus, think you could have drawn that one out any longer? Optimus Prime: You're welcome, Zeta.

Blackarachnia: You have something to say, Shockwave?

Shockwave: Do you yield, Blackarachina? Blackarachnia: (sighs) I yield. Knockout: Watch out for the quiet ones...

Bulkhead: You were always mean to me and Bumblebee. You may not be a traitor... but you were never a good bot. Wasp: Good? GOOD?! Wasp was never good! Wasp was BETTER!!

Zeta Prime: It's an abomination! Just like you!... And I can't allow it! (Zeta pulls out his lance) Blackarachnia: So that's it? You just slag your beloved pupil Mercura? Zeta Prime: Don't say that name! You don't even deserve to say that name! (Zeta swipes, knocking Blackarachnia's helmet off, revealing her true face) You're not Mercura, you mutant freak. Mercura went offline a long time ago.

Blackarachnia: When you extinguish my spark, make it hurt. You know I would extend that courtesy to you. Arcee: (hesitated, but refused) No... I don't wanna hurt. Blackarachnia: (furious) You already have!

Waspinator: Bad stuff always happens to Waspinator!

Arcee: I'm sorry I never told you about Mercura. I didn't want to open old wounds, and I uh... I guess I never really apologized for leaving her behind all those steller cycles ago. Zeta Prime: Yeah, I guess I'm sorry too. Sorry I ever assigned you two to that stupid planet in the first place. Besides it's too late for apologies now, Arcee. Too late for all of us.

(The Matrix of Leadership shines) Optimus Prime: (from inside the Matrix) Arise, Rodimus Prime. Hot Rod (becoming Rodimus Prime): Optimus...!

Rodimus Prime Autobots, transform and roll out! Overload: (impressed) As you command, Rodimus Prime. Kup: I knew you had potential!

Zeta Prime: Oh, don't you start with me, Optimus! You think everything revolves around you, don'cha? That we Autobots couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Optimus Prime, the prized pupil of Sentinel Prime, to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I got a news flash for ya - we got along just fine without you, even before you left searching for energy all those years ago! Optimus Prime: Oh, and this qualifies as "just fine"?! Making a deal with Lockdown? Abusing your position? Risking our safety?! I mean, c'mon! What were you thinking?! Zeta: Don't push it, Optimus! You can't leave home and come back expecting us to fall in line again, just like your little soldiers! Optimus: Hey, I'm trying to be a better leader, for you! For all of you! Why do you hate me for that?! Zeta: AND WHOEVER SAID I WANTED TO BE LEAD?! I should have the Matrix of Leadership! I deserve to be Sentinel Prime's successor! I DESERVED TO BE A PRIME! Optimus: Listen to yourself! Do you know who you sound like?! Zeta: Like what? Say it, Optimus! Say it! Optimus: Like Megatron. Zeta: I'm nothing like Megatron! I'm nothing like that Decepticon! I am an Autobot! An Autobot who's doing what you nor that rusted-out, obsolete model Sentinel were unwilling to do! I'm better off calling my own shots now, get used to it! Optimus: YOU - AREN'T - READY! You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly... I'm better than you. Zeta: (laughs) Oh, ya know somethin', Optimus? (pulls out his lance and shield) I'd have to disagree with you on that one. (stands ready) Optimus: Please, don't do this, Zeta. Zeta: (serious) I'm done taking orders from you, Prime. Optimus: (serious as well, pulls out his axe) So be it. (both start their battle)

Prime Nova: What you must realize, my Autobot brothers, is that we were never going to win the war. For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made... with Megatron.

Zeta Prime: (brought his best Elite Guards with him) In the name of the planet Cybertron, you are under arrest, Prime Nova. Prime Nova: Are you threatening me, Zeta Prime? Zeta Prime: The High Council will decide your fate. Prime Nova: This is treason then.

Zeta Prime: (charges Nova) For Cybertron! (Prime Nova blasts him, then he walks over to him aiming his gun) Prime Nova: I am Cybertron! Zeta Prime: Never... (Nova shoots Zeta dead)

Optimus Prime: (eulogy to Zeta) Let his spark be one with the Matrix, the greatest of Cybertron.

Prime Nova: On Cybertron we were gods. And here... here they call us "machines".

Prime Nova: (laying down the law to Megatron) I have deigned to work with you, so that our planet may survive! I will never work FOR you!

Prime Nova: How doomed you are, Autobots. You simply fail to understand that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Optimus Prime: Get down here Nova! Prime Nova: Optimus, you forget your place... I bring you Cybertron, your home! And still you choose humanity. Optimus Prime: You were the one that taught me freedom was everyone's right.

Prime Nova: (fighting Optimus) We were gods once, all of us! But here, there will only be ONE!

Prime Nova: (after being damaged by Megatron) I should have known better than to ally with a Decepticon.

Prime Nova: Optimus, all I ever wanted was the survival of our race. You must see why I had to betray you... Optimus Prime: You didn't betray me. You betrayed yourself. Prime Nova: NO, Optimus!!! (Optimus shoots Nova in the back and head with Nova's own cannon)

Rush: (as the newly appointed Supreme Convoy) Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian Wars as we march forward into a new age of peace and happiness! 'Til all are one! Cybertronians: (chanting) 'Til all are one! 'Til all are one...

Megatron: Well, come on, let's have it—the usual 'destiny and honor' speech. Optimus Prime: Speech this! (decks Megatron)

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