User:Doogles

I've finally restarted my Transformers collection. It took long enough.

Back when I was a dashing young lad that would grow into the dashing slightly older fella I am today, I watched Beast Wars. Lots of Beast Wars. Had lots of toys. Such aforemented toys were made to fight each other. These were not civilized fights, where Optimus would shoot Megatron for fifteen minutes and then one would fall down, and the Beast Wars would be won. Oh no. These were savage fights. Megatron would rip Optimus' head off, kick him in his gear box and then set Cheetor on fire while the poor munky head watched. And then rip the limbs off of his headless body.

Now, as parts were removed from bodies, parts got lost. Ten years after the fact, I'm left with a few boxes full of broken animals. Kind of like in that one Beast Machines episode, except for that Optimus is still awesome.

I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, but they did not have a single Deluxe Class Cybertron figure, and their Scout figures sucked. Maybe if they had someone as awesome-looking as Swerve, that would have been fine, but the coolest-looking dude they had was Scrapmetal. I decided to wait.

Today, I finally got Downshift, who has a pimpmobile for a vehicle mode and the freaking most awesome robot mode ever. He can hold his shoulder rockets! I keep accidentally shooting myself! And it hurts.

I'm Doogles, and I have obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to my hobby, which varies from season to season. Would someone give me $299 so I can go buy that Botcon 2006 set?