Sally


 * ''Sally is a Canine American in the Armada cartoon portion of the Unicron Trilogy continuity family.

Sally has a very firm sense of her place in the world, and it is not on the ground with her fellows. She will break the glass ceiling keeping canines from existing as equals to humans. Sally will wear clothes, and be carried wherever she goes, and be provided food on demand! Let the world see that she is royalty among them!

To this end, Sally has recruited a well-mannered (but somewhat dimwitted) human attendant to carry out her whims. The language barrier continues to be a propblem, but eventually Sally will have he fully trained. And on that day... the world shall lay at her feet!

''Mwa ha ha ha-yip yip yip yip yip!

Armada cartoon
Sally and her human were in the Lincoln, Nebraska bus terminal, awaiting a connection to an unknown destination when three suspicious characters wearing bulky, unseasonably-hot clothing appeared. Sally attempted to warn her human of the obvious danger posed by these persons, (possibly smelling their unamerican reluctance to fight,) but was ignored by her human who began to talk to, then flity with, then offer snacks to one of them!

As Sally's objections grew louder, the strangers young friends arrived to whisk them away. The danger averted, (and no thanks to her witless human!) Sally settled down for some well-deserved tummy-rubbing.

Human attendant
Human attendant isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Payload Simple tasks like caring for her fussy dog can sometimes overwhelm her, but still she presses on with the plucky can-do attitude of someone who actually can't do, but has the looks to make up for it.

Human attendant is docile and takes well to strangers, often going right up to them with friendly gestures or offering to share her food. She hopes to one day find a higher-paying position that utilizes her dog-pampering skills in a professional capacity.

Human's attendant's conversation with the Mini-Con Payload id decidedly odd, even aside'' from her not realizing he's speaking in beeps and whistles. She is charmed by his accent, openly flirts with him and asks if he's from out of town, offers him a cookie, and tells him how impressed she is by the size of his hands.

''Given her comments about being totally exhausted by work already (it is before noon,) it is entirely possible that Human Attendant is a prostitute. Of course, it's eqully possible that she's a vapid valleygirl archetype living in North Dakota, as filtered through the eyes of Japanese culture (Shibuya fashionista?) whose dialog was translated back into English with little or no attention to how it sounded.