Jesus


 * Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the live-action Movie continuity.

Jesus is presumably a human, but the only fact known about this person is that he (or she?) would have given Sam Witwicky a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.

Transformers (2007)
Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"

Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a car dealership with his father.

Trivia

 * Some fans suggest that Jesus is a deity whose birth has something to do with Christmas, but there is no canon evidence for this. Starscream, however, mentions a "Christ" who has something to do with Christmas, in "Stargazing."  It's been speculated that these individuals are the same.


 * Another persistent fan-rumor is that he once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime.